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2015

 

If anyone caught Shane doing this he'd claim it was for research. Just analyzing game footage of his games against rozanov. They’d probably believe him at worst they’d make fun of him for being obsessed with their rivalry or having a rare moment of egotism. The video he's watching is called "HOLLANDER VS ROZANOV BEST MOMENTS" afterall. The problem is none of those are the real reason. The problem is that to Shane the most erotic thing besides having sex with Ilya Rozanov is playing hockey against him. The problem is that it shouldn’t be and yet here he is scanning gameplay compilations for glimpses of Rozanov's stupid handsome face. And it has to be their games because he swears the face Rozanov makes when he loses the face-off against him is different from when it’s anyone else.

Unfortunately this video does not have the close ups of their faces Shane was hoping to find. He knows he should stop; he still looks through to recommended videos looking for something promising. Then he sees it. The video is titled HOLLANOV PROOF (NOT CLICKBAIT) with a picture of him and Rozanov from the MLH awards as the thumbnail. Hollonov? What is– fuck that must be their celebrity couple name. he clicks on the video

. The first clip is what appears to be broadcast footage of the two of them presenting the award. Fuck shane knows there was something there when ilya ran his hand down shanes back. There's nothing in the video to point it out, no espn style slow motion and red circles maybe it's just that obvious even with their (intentionally) awkward delivery of what was on the teleprompter. In most of the others Shane can only see something there because he knows there was.

A clip of Shane cringing as someone cross checked rozanov disregarding that five minutes later Shane himself bloodied his nose with a high stick. Broke it actually. They still let him play and boston ended up winning. He’d say there were no hard feelings but rozanov with a bloody nose and black eye was really hot. It was even hotter when rozanov fucked him into the matress after the game.

Again nothing obvious from the clip shown but it drives him crazy that they see something. Something shane himself can't and he was there. Being in the public eye as long as he has he knows he probably shouldn't look at the comments. He does anyway.

 @omghollanov24 The selfie bit was just so cute i can’t even 👍360 👎 @hollandike 4 you know that was scripted right 👍60 👎 @(hollanovisreal81) shut up shayden

 

@hollanovisreal811 day ago

shut up shayden

 

Shane likes the script comment although he admits he can see the reasoning of the original comment although the idea of him and rozanov being friends was intended to be absurd comedy if it was a genuine sentiment it would admittedly be cute

 

@ilyaspuckbunny 3 days ago
Ew why are you guys trying to make them gay that’s so disgusting 🤮🤮

 

@omghollanov24 3 days ago

🤮 Homophobic selfshiper 🤮🤮

 

@shilyahollanov 3 days ago 

Be gone thot

@bostonfan81 1day ago

okay as much as i’d like to think otherwise if were being for real theres a good chance that ilya’s homophobic

 

It sucks because if he didn’t know any better if he didn’t know rozanov personally it would be a safe assumption to make. He wishes he could defend him otherwise 

 

@shanesleftnip 12s ago

Just because Rozanov is from Russia doesn’t make him homophobic

 it's disrespectful to gay people and allies in Russia to assume all Russians are homophobic. If he was homophobic the backlash from saying so would be nothing in comparison to what would if he broke the propaganda law

 

@ MTL24 now

thank you @shanesleftnip unfortunately when it comes to the russian players silence is the best you can expect many want to say more but can’t due to the restrictions



@hckylvr365

I love how hollander reacting to rozanov getting injured is part of your proof when hollander straight up broke his nose that same game



@MTL24

so glad you brought that up it's been bothering me

 

@hckylvr365

it should be the look on hollanders face after the hit bro looked haunted

 

@MTL24

it put boston on a two man advantage because Drapeau was still in the box for that crosscheck of course he looked haunted ... but no one wants to see another player actually hurt

@lastnamecommafirstnamebirthyear

@MTL24 he doesn't react like that when other player get similar injuries

@MTL24

@lastnamecommafirstnamebirthyear that can't be true can it? Hollander is known to be a pretty nice guy surely he does react when people are injured

@lastnamecommafirstnamebirthyear 

@MTL24 i'm more of a boston fan than a montreal fan so i don't watch every metros game but I always watch their games against eachother they both react to injuries but it's DIFFERENT when one of them gets injured

@l8rr8rs

@MTL24 here's a link to what were talking about Hollanov reacting to eachothers injuries VS. reacting to other players injuries

 



@bubblegoose13456

You guys know it’s disrespectful to speculate on peoples sexualities 

 

@hollanoveisreal81

SHUT UP!!

 

@MTL24 

@bubblegoose13456 is right it IS disrespectful

 

@hollanoveisreal81

@MTL24 @bubblegoose13456 are homophobic

 

@MTL24

If anyone in that comment thread is homophobic it’s you. You can’t just say stuff like this about people. Stuff like this could get them fired from their jobs or worse. Ilya is Russian and could get arrested. But do you care? No. you only care about whatever this is..

 

@ilyasbiceps

@MTL24 besides @ilyaspuckbunny

@MTL24

right besides her of course but she knows she's homophobic

 

@Hockeyislife1993

@MTL24 whoa chill it’s not like rozanov, hollander or anyone else in MLH will ever see this.

 

@MTL24

@Hockeyislife1993 I disagree

 

@Hockeyislife1993

hey @MTL24 even if they do see these videos they aren't going to take them as credible sources. Look dude its pretty apparent that you're just a normie hockey guy who just now stumbled into rpf there's videos like this for virtually every famous person 

 

@MTL24

whats rpf?